Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

avalonroselin:

abunchofassholes:

thisiswhiteculture:

sheishurr:

welp

and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”
i need you to check your privilege
and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty

They’re not.
Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;
>social justice blogger>telling people to kill themselves

I love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all. So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay. Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism.
But wait, you cry. Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists. That’s unfair! And racist!
WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO? Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves. Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs. But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all!

Let’s not forget that in many cultures, WHITE PEOPLE were enslaved as well. Remember those Viking guys? When they raided villages they would take the survivors and sell them off as slaves. And just FYI, people in Africa are still slaughtering each other en mass and have done so for CENTURIES. So if we played the whole ‘your hands aren’t clean because you were related to them game’ then YOU would be responsible for those deaths.
But you’re NOT. YOU didn’t choose to kill those people. YOU didn’t hold the weapons. YOU didn’t attack their villages or declare war on their tribes.
/I/ have never owned a slave in my life. I have never looked down on another person because of the color of their skin. And I have NEVER and WILL NEVER be ashamed to be white just because some white people in the past did bad stuff.

EVERYONE OF EVERY COLOR HAS DONE BAD STUFF BUT THEY. ARE. NOT. US. Not you. Not me. Not any of us. So stop blaming us for them.

abunchofassholes:

thisiswhiteculture:

sheishurr:

welp

and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”

i need you to check your privilege

and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty

They’re not.

Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;

>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselves

I love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all. So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay. Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism.

But wait, you cry. Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists. That’s unfair! And racist!

WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO? Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves. Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs. But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all!

Let’s not forget that in many cultures, WHITE PEOPLE were enslaved as well. Remember those Viking guys? When they raided villages they would take the survivors and sell them off as slaves. And just FYI, people in Africa are still slaughtering each other en mass and have done so for CENTURIES. So if we played the whole ‘your hands aren’t clean because you were related to them game’ then YOU would be responsible for those deaths.

But you’re NOT. YOU didn’t choose to kill those people. YOU didn’t hold the weapons. YOU didn’t attack their villages or declare war on their tribes.

/I/ have never owned a slave in my life. I have never looked down on another person because of the color of their skin. And I have NEVER and WILL NEVER be ashamed to be white just because some white people in the past did bad stuff.

EVERYONE OF EVERY COLOR HAS DONE BAD STUFF BUT THEY. ARE. NOT. US. Not you. Not me. Not any of us. So stop blaming us for them.

Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3

danandphilonfire:

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

~~bouns if you do it as amaizngphil~~

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gallifreyan-wings:

thatonedave:

dickkickington:

tavbutt:

stitchedego:

O B E Y . S U B M I T. C O N S U M E.

FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT

seaweed

THEY HUNGER

orangeyoutoo:

HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!

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Hello so as you can see I am doing another giveaway but with different items. I want to help someone that needs these items more than I do. I have barely used these items above and know other people can get good use out of it! I have done other giveaways in the past and they were really successful so i’m really excited to be doing this one! (:

GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY 24TH, 2013

Rules:

Must be following snuggul (previously zaoe)

~~NO LIKES~~ (you will be disqualified)

Reblog as much as you’d like (I am keeping track of how many times you reblog the post)

I am shipping internationally and for free so anyone can participate (:

I am using a random generator to pick the winner!

if you have any questions ask me here

Items:

Canon Camera- $1,700

Psp- $100

Chi Straightener- $100

Blow Dryer- $40

Chi Wand- $110

Victoria Secrets bag- $60

Vera Bradley make up bag (full of make-up)- $40-50

Victoria Secrets make-up kit- $40

Clinique make up bag full of make up- $40-50

Jewelry (earrings & braclets)- $30

Perfume (VS & Rue 21)- $45

Sunglasses- $10

Books (Hunger Games, Maximum Ride series, Summer boys series, Twilight, Paper town)- $50-60

Cheetah scarf- $10

Gold belt- $10

Young & Wreckless shirt (M)- $15

Tribal crop-top (M)- $20

Reindeer sweater (L)- $40

Silk floral shirt (M)- $40

Polka d shirt (M)- $45

Strapless floral shirt (M)- $45

Pink short sleeve (L)- $40

One shoulder white shirt (S)- $45

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“Pink” Victoria Secrets (S)- $55

Plaid Peacoat (M)- $60

Black strapless dress (6)- $80

Gold slip-ons (size- 9)- $15

Black studded heels (size- 8)- $75

Flipflops (both size 9)- $25

Total: $3,155

thebestworstidea:

resilientkate:

softgore:

“This piece was primarily a trust exercise, in which she told viewers she would not move for six hours no matter what they did to her. She placed 72 objects one could use in pleasing or destructive ways, ranging from flowers and a feather boa to a knife and a loaded pistol, on a table near her and invited the viewers to use them on her however they wanted.

Initially, Abramović said, viewers were peaceful and timid, but it escalated to violence quickly. “The experience I learned was that … if you leave decision to the public, you can be killed… I felt really violated: they cut my clothes, stuck rose thorns in my stomach, one person aimed the gun at my head, and another took it away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly 6 hours, as planned, I stood up and started walking toward the public. Everyone ran away, escaping an actual confrontation.”

This piece revealed something terrible about humanity, similar to what Philip Zimbardo’s Stanford Prison Experiment or Stanley Milgram’s Obedience Experiment, both of which also proved how readily people will harm one another under unusual circumstances.”

This performance showed just how easy it is to dehumanize a person who doesn’t fight back, and is particularly powerful because it defies what we think we know about ourselves. I’m certain the no one reading this believes the people around him/her capable of doing such things to another human being, but this performance proves otherwise.”

this is why performance art is important

So every single person who told me ‘ignore them they’ll go away’ and ‘you can’t let them know they bothered you’ and ‘They’ll stop if they don’t see you react’ and all that bull shit, my entire school career, I want you to look good and hard at this.

I want you to think about what you said.

What you keep saying.

What you are telling your children.

You are making them powerless.

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prussiancancer:

dontaskwhy237:

darkeonwarlord:

Yahoo has gone too far

we win

Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

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modernizing:

good night

Reblog this if you like Supernatural. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

eclecticcharms:

thebluetimebox:

fallenfromthetardis:

lordzantrifreya:

how could one not reblog this?

I hope this is as fruitful as the Harry Potter one.

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS POST LIKE 10 TIMES AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME WHAT IS THE HARRY POTTER ONE JESUS SHIT

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